What Do Breasts and the Colorado Wildfires Have In Common?

God caused the Colorado wildfires because women wear pants, have breasts

It’s hard to believe but it must be true since it was on the radio and spoken by a man who also knows that God is real. There is a good summary of some of this nonsense in The Daily Kos and I invite you to read the original article by Hunter. However, just to spice up this post, let me include a quotation from someone who should know better:

If you really want to understand why God is a-smitin’ Colorado with wildfires, though, you will be happy to know that in the end it all comes down to women and their breasts. Oh, it always does. Here, therefore, is quite possibly the best extended breast-related monologue in conservative nutcase history, care of Pastor Kevin and a long, boob-filled flight from Australia. We call this sketch Breasts on a Plane:

Breasts
Let’s hope he’s wearing pants

Coming back from Australia, I’m stuck in fourteen hours of these visual presentations, sitcoms and stuff, on seventeen screens in front of me and I’ve never seen so many breasts in all of my life. The immodesty going on in our society is far worse than it was back when Cheers, Family Ties and The Cosby Show was playing. I mean every form of aberrant sexuality and women’s breasts are shown in front of me almost nonstop for fourteen hours. It’s just such an oppressive, horrible, horrible world and so many of our young girls in our Christian churches are running down to Wal-Mart and buying the same clothes. These are the sorts of things that I’m bringing out in front of God’s people, I’m saying: how are we going to repent of the sexual sin that is paraded in front of us in the wider culture? Why do we have to submit to theses sexual sins again and again?

I brought up androgyny and how many young boys are running out and doing the metrosexual thing with the skinny pants and the little fairy shoes. They’re working on the gender blender for themselves and they don’t want to look like a man and God is just so upset, He hates it when man are not manly in their approach. 1 Corinthians 6 speaks about homosexuality and feminine behavior and feminine dress for men. God does not want men to be androgynous and feminine like in their approach; He gave them facial hair for a reason.

The most remarkable part of any of this is that so many people send people like this money. You want a miracle? That’s a miracle.

2 thoughts on “What Do Breasts and the Colorado Wildfires Have In Common?

  1. I believe they consider any form of sexuality that is not directly involved with breeding to be unnatural. It’s so interesting that people who profess a belief in a god express it by denigrating what some most would consider god’s gifts to mankind. Or did god make a mistake when he designed man?

    Of course the über religious must disallow any recognition of sexuality, hiding all things sexual in a deep dark cave … otherwise they might have to admit that humans are just another form of animal and not really that special after all.

    But then, logic and facts will always be a problem for the (un)enlightened.

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