Is there any truth to the rumor that Drumpf, surviving without the benefit of alcohol, is considering outlawing beer in this country? After all, the path to mass shootings often involves a six-pack. I understand that various pundits have convinced the Orange-One that by removing beer and video games from society the sale of Parcheesi games will skyrocket the stock market back into the black.
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What a numptie, but he’ll say it’s false news, presumably.
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numpty
A person who is incapable of performing the simplest of task correctly. Usual symptoms include poor hand-eye coordination, zero common sense and the general illusion that they are special (caused by parents referring to them as such and the numpty not fully grasping the meaning implied).
Common causes are being dropped as a baby or repeated heavy blows to head in later life.
Scottish origin. Short for “numb-skull.” [Urban Dictionary]
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We spell it with ie in Devon, but that’s exactly the correct word Mike. It’s archaic, like many local expressions, but so useful, in fact the exact word for you know who.
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