A God In Southern Florida

Here are two visuals representing Der Drumpt. The first is proof of the resurrection:


The second was actually Tweeted out by Der Drumpt himself with no caption or explanation:


It was pointed out that Drumpf does not mention that the image was photoshopped but I prefer to call attention to the fact that Drumpf does not reject the possibility that it is an actual photo of his manly chest. Recall, at a rally in Florida he praised his “gorgeous chest.”

How many members of the Cult of Gullibility will go to the mattresses insisting that Der Drumpf is the well-chiseled god, the chosen one, able to leap tall buildings and all that.

Quick question: which photo best represents the actual body Der Drumpt keeps hidden underneath his oversized fat-suits?


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