His Master’s Voice


As Russian Foreign Minister Sergey Lavrov returned home from his visit with President Donald Trump in the Oval Office last week, Russian state media was gloating over the spectacle. TV channel Rossiya 1 aired a segment entitled “Puppet Master and ‘Agent’—How to Understand Lavrov’s Meeting With Trump.”

Vesti Nedeli, a Sunday news show on the same network, pointed out that it was Trump, personally, who asked Lavrov to pose standing near as Trump sat at his desk. It’s almost the literal image of a power behind the throne. …

Sooner or later, the Democrats will come back into power. The next term or the term after that, it doesn’t matter… I have an even more unpleasant forecast for Trump. After the White House, he will face a very unhappy period.

—— Julia Davis, The Daily Beast

My simple opinion about Dishonest John is that he will over-do his lawlessness, piss-off the wrong people, and then either quickly resign and move to Moscow or be found one night tasting the sidewalk outside some clam bar in Lower Manhattan.

Other scenarios I have considered and rejected include grabbing Kellyanne by the pussy and hijacking Air Force One to Sheremetyevo for a twilight of chemically induced grunting; discovering he has a fatal allergic reaction to gold as evidenced by the festering ring surrounding his ass; or possibly, on radioing for landing instructions in Russia, Putin will say “Nyet!” and DJ will remain perpetually airborne, lost in the clouds of mythical memory as the Flying Douche-Man.

images.jpgReal question: if DJ absconds to Russia to escape prosecution, will the government then be able to confiscate all Drump holdings in this country leaving his entire crime family destitute? I would suggest distributing all that ill-gotten gain back to the tax payers but since the Drump fortune is mostly bullshit, it probably would be counter indicated.

One final thought: The conservatives support DJ because he “owns the libs” but the Russians, specifically Putin, owns DJ; yet the Russians don’t own the Libs, rather they own the conservatives, especially the Republicans. A paradox? Ask DJ about this—he’ll probably just say, “Read the transcript!”


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