Corruption Can Be Entertaining

Did you see this in the Washington Post?

Trump opens up Camp David as an ‘adult playground’ to woo GOP lawmakers during impeachment

download.jpg“President Trump, partial to gold and marble elegance, never took a shine to rustic Camp David. So acting chief of staff Mick Mulvaney pitched to him an unusual idea at the start of the House impeachment inquiry: Use the secluded mountainous presidential retreat to woo House Republicans.

Since then, Mulvaney and top White House officials have hosted weekend getaways for Republicans at the historic lodge, seeking to butter up Republicans before the big impeachment vote. The casual itinerary includes making s’mores over the campfire, going hiking, shooting clay pigeons and schmoozing with Trump officials, some of whom stay overnight with lawmakers.

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Correction: Republican bloodsuckers who sentenced poor to die didn’t drink Bud Light

A group of leeches growing fatted on the dying bodies of the poor celebrates without any Bud Light (Photo: Mark Wilson/Getty)

Yesterday, we reported that a passel of grotesque Dickensian caricatures gathered in the House of Representatives to vote, by a margin of 217-213, to let poor people die and to punish women for the blasphemy of having a vagina, effectively putting some 24 million Americans at the perpetual risk of poverty should they fall victim to accident or debilitating disease—a monstrous display of selfishness that, by their own admission, many of them performed solely out of adherence to partisan dogma and unabashed spite, and a ghoulish, symbolic bloodletting ritual that they then commemorated by drinking Bud Light. However, we have now learned that they did not, in fact, drink Bud Light.

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The Pertinacity of the Asp

Galileo, complaining about those people who refused to look through a telescope to see those things, such as the moons of Jupiter or sunspots moving across the face of the sun, referred to them as being “replete with the pertinacity of the asp.” Everyone knew that the sun revolved around the earth: it was proven scriptural science.

I recently read William T. Vollmann’s treatise, Uncentering the Earth: Copernicus and The Revolutions of the Heavenly Spheres. In general it is a very readable presentation of some rather difficult concepts, both astronomical and mathematical. But truly it is far easier to understand and accept the unnecessary complexities of the scriptural world view than it is to accept that the world obeys the insights of scripture and not of science.

Here is a prime example of the proof that the earth is the center of the universe as revealed in the Bible (KJV: Book of Joshua)

12  Then spake Joshua to the LORD in the day when the LORD delivered up the Amorites before the children of Israel, and he said in the sight of Israel, Sun, stand thou still upon Gibeon; and thou, Moon, in the valley of Ajalon.

13  And the sun stood still, and the moon stayed, until the people had avenged themselves upon their enemies. Is not this written in the book of Jasher? So the sun stood still in the midst of heaven, and hasted not to go down about a whole day.

14  And there was no day like that before it or after it, that the LORD hearkened unto the voice of a man: for the LORD fought for Israel.

Clearly, in order for the sun to stand still it had to be moving in the first place: moving in a perfect circle around the earth: the earth being the center of the universe. Scriptural astronomy!

You will recall that many thinking people who subscribed to the Copernican idea of a heliocentric world were excommunicated and often burned at the stake. It’s interesting that then as now, it was the Protestant church that maintained a hard-line view on the literal truth of scriptures whereas the Catholic church was slightly more enlightened.


Someone said that it was science that exposed religion as a quaint myth originally designed to subordinate and mollify primitive minds, rather than philosophy. Do you suppose that there are still members of the religious right who believe that all the stars in the night sky are super-glued onto a celestial sphere? That the earth is fixed in space at the center of the universe and that all other celestial bodes revolve around the earth in perfect circular orbits? That the sun was commanded to stop its movement across the sky? That we won the Great War because we prayed harder than the Germans?

Of course nowadays we have scriptural science once again exerting erroneous control over the minds of those with the pertinacity of an ass, but now it is evolution which is being rejected and ridiculed because it is not in accordance with the primitive bedtimes stories of the Bible. 

It’s unbelievable that this level of stupidity is focused on one side of the political spectrum here in the United States: the religious right and the alt-right, or more simply, Republicans.

Has anyone asked the likes of the Grahams or the Falwells or the T***ps if they believe the sun revolves around the earth? I suspect Herr Donald actually believes the sun revolves around Herr Donald.

I guess the next logical question is if burning at the stake is to be the accepted punishment for any and all heathens who accept evolution as truth and reject creationism as fiction and will anyone supporting women’s rights and women’s health soon be subject to the same fate?